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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via nickelbackthatassup)

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio, via hi)

whorville:

YAAASSS

whorville:

YAAASSS

61%

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

(via literallyrad)

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt, via pizza)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via guy)

kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via guy)

yes help!!

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

i am 97 away from my biggest goal ever and it’d be amazing if you could help me reach it by reblogging this,

i’m checking out all who reblog this and especially new followers thank u :~)

70 away, i’m still following!! thank you so much :~)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via allmonds)

(via allmonds)

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(via psyducked)

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

(via guy)

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via pizza)

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via hi)