running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via pizza)

unfadedlight:

greatest scene in television history

(via allmonds)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via pizza)

easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN

(via vvebkinz)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via caseyanthonyofficial)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via pizza)

(Source: hi, via guy)

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

(Source: stripedsweater, via hi)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via guy)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via snapchatting)

(Source: davidurbanke, via allmonds)

milkyweii:

My 3rd  giveaway | 3ds XL PINK GiVEAWAY  with fvckmeoppa

(won’t be doing any other giveaways for awhile after this one)

Giveaway ends on April 13th, 2014 (Khmer New Years~) @10pm Pacific time.

International shipping is provided 

PLEASE NOTE THE 3DS XL PINK IS FROM NORTH AMERICA, SO YES THERE IS A REGION LOCK. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU AREN’T PART OF THE NORTH AMERICA REGION IT MIGHT BE NOT WORTH IT FOR YOU. SO LOOK UP THE REGION LOCK IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

Rules : 

  • must be following  milkyweii & fvckmeoppa [why? because she’s a twat]
  • no giveaway blogs, [ಠ_ಠ we will check archives]
  • you can reblog as much as you like & like this post as an entry
  • have your ask box open so we can msg you if you win
  • you must be willing to give us your address so we can mail you the items if you win, if you’re younger than the age of 18, please have permission from your parents or guardian to give only 1 winner.

How we will choose the winner:

  • We will be using random.org to pick the winner~
  • We will msg the winner and after 24 hours if there is no reply, We will choose a new winner.
  • Tracker will be provided with the package.

If I have extra money by the end of march, i’ll buy you a 3ds game of your choice  to go along with the 3ds XL pink.

Links to seals on box;

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                          Good luck ~  (:

(via milkyweii)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via vvebkinz)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via vvebkinz)

lesbianships:

sonianeverland:

barbiefett:

azurite-crystals:

So lemme get this straight

Robin Thicke

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this is ok and sexy and fun haha

Justin Timberlake

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This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

Miley Cyrus

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THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

Is this correct?

reblogging a gain

Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

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(Source: crystvl, via pizza)