dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

image

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stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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aragaki:

i hate having thick thighs bc i can’t wear skirts, dresses, shorts, leggings, or bathing suits w/o feeling self conscious. jeans too. fuck i cannot wear any type of pants w/o feeling self conscious about my damn legs

All of you is beautiful and thick thighs means you got an amazing ass, Girl

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sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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