dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

(Source: nicklugo, via intensional)

Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

(via allmonds)

nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

(Source: nighthooker, via pizza)

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

(via parasailin)

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

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mydogsnokes:

a classic

(via punkbread)

rosaparking:

me when his c*ck huge and enticing

(Source: vinebox, via caseyanthonyofficial)

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via guy)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via intensional)

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via dickdickdickdickdickdick-goose)

burningbrighterstill:

emocas:

one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

i would fucking pee myself.

(via dickdickdickdickdickdick-goose)

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

(via guy)

ludicolocos:

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

THE WIND ISN’T EVEN BLOWING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive, via milkyweii)

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)